A new limerick

There was a young man in West Asia
Who had a Semtex in his pager.
They found his knees
At Stockton-on-Tees,
And his balls up the tree in Malaysia.

A new limerick

There was a young man in West Asia
Who had a Semtex in his pager.
They found his knees
At Stockton-on-Tees,
And his balls up the tree in Malaysia.